Sep
27
2008
The GunShow and Jello
I have been an avid sitter, sleeper, and non mover since my early adult years and as such my butt has always been my powerhouse. But sadly, after only a few weeks of forced activity, my left cheek muscle has strengthened an enormous amount. Although this is normal for someone in my circumstances, it’s depressing that muscles that took years to flab out can suddnely show up again in a matter of weeks. My left cheek has become remarkably toned and flexes now like the flexy backside of a active 18 year old. It looks disturbingly tight and firm and out of place attached next to my right cheek, which has retained its complete lack of muscle mass.
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